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I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. I'm gonna quit for now. It does all my Math for me. We're not sure. I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). Copywriting Tools We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. Grape Pie. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. I'm just rambling. This is a test, I repeat only a test. School is taking its toll. He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. Gone would be the days when parents told children to play outside, it's a nice day. And I only took the quiz once, too. I just don't know. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. I'm back. It didn't. I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. I had this weird ass dream last night where Drake gave me a feature on his song and my entire verse was based around a metaphor comparing my dick to a gun. #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. It's not like I have anything better to do. Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. Trans-stupid stupid. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! You bloody woofter sod. Monthly Goal Planner Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. Let's seewhat have I ranted about before, subliminal messages, vast breakfast cereal conspiracies, water, uhreality tv? Right now, I have another twenty minutes on the Internet before I'm gonna watch T.V. My family has always bought Cheez-Its, to the point of making me physically sick at the thought of eating one. I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. Please feel free to post your thoughts here. Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. I'm going. 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Not only do I feel dumber for trying to verbalize what you try to type, but I'm slowly losing the will to live. It's a law, I think. Well, you can't possibly have more time than I do. We need to act now! I'm back again. i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. I repeat, lock all you doors and windows, this is it. Meta-stupid. Especially since I just saw The Matrix: Reloaded. Sometimes, it is lazy. Why bother asking? Yea*waits for applause* okay! The copy roast is an absolute no-brainer price, and now I feel so confident in my sales copy. He is pure evil. Podcast Show Notes YouTube @Kopywriting So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. 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It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. It's a sad, cold, cruel world out there and you had nothing to relieve the monotony of it. WowI really must be bored. The paradox of my system of beliefs leads me to believe that the universe, in fact, is not infinite. Hmmmmgood question. How To Hire A Copywriter, Email Guides & Templates: I usually have less than 30 minutes. Hours of completly useless fun! I feel like I should be outraged about some topic or another. No? Wellit's not. But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. You cannot DEFEAT me! I've been playing one of the new neopets slot machines (black pawkeet). I mean, who'd a thought? Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. Even sheep won't have sex with you. With a specific number of words. It's pathetic. I promise. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. 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